1.    Throw away your trash and bring your empty cans to the front.  Mom is not here to clean up after you!  If you spill something, please let us know.  We won’t yell, we just want to clean it up before it dries to a hard sticky mess!

2.    B.O. is a no no!  (Nobody wants to sit near a smelly Nelly!)

3.    Do not download anything from the internet without permission.    Do not install or update anything on our machines.

4.    Pornography on our computers is forbidden in any form.  If we catch you, you are out of here!

5.    No Hacking of any kind!  This not only includes maliciously accessing our machines hard drives but also includes using game editing software which is designed to alter the games code (that kind of software is illegal, unless it is released by the game publishers themselves) and logging into someone else’s game accounts without the OWNER of that account’s permission.  Customers have been banned from our store for breaking these rules.

6.    We are not responsible for things beyond our control, including, but not limited to power, Internet outages, etc.  There will be no cash refunds.

7.    If you are playing over the internet, don’t cheat, team kill or break the rules.  If you get our CD key deactivated, you will be banned or have to buy us a new copy of the game to replace the CD key.

8.    Please take care of our equipment.  Do not pound on our keyboards or mice!  If you break it, you buy it.  This applies to CD keys above.

9.    If you are going to eat at our computers, please be careful.  If you cannot be careful, we have empty tables for eating.  Also, please wash your hands.

10.    No obscene language or computer character names. Keep it clean!

The most important rule:  HAVE FUN